it'll all end in vodka....

how class is that? i read that line in a mail out today for some club that we went to that one night for that popbitch party... I think that will be my weekend's motto...

I'm still recovering from the shock of having visited the Y are we here bar last night... I didn't think it possible for it to get any worse... *shudders* However miss Jo jo was looking fab with her new shorter locks... no more feather like whisps on top any more... she is the eternal beacon of change!

oh yea... by the way i'm now convinced that CAVA makes me retarded... I sense a trend here...

*runs away*

ah oui... je ne serais pas ici au début de la semaine prochiane, je serai a Paris! woo woo!!!!!!!!! a + tout le monde

today's numbers


dirty little stop out still dressed in xmas party dress spotted doing the walk of shame this morning 1

groggy half awake co-workers 5

co-worker firing Styrofoam gun at me while I threatened to send him to Poland to train a new employee 1

number of numbers I got in last night's lotto 2

days left of work until next year 8

more figures will be distributed as they become available

brilliant!


Furniture kits for divorced men


now i think i should drop this guy a line as he could have a niche market in lesbian breakups too... wonder if he wants a new business partener?

Canterbury tails...

ha ha had to misspell it for fear of getting inundated by school kids researching for their English papers!

we had a great time.

- chatting with mad Italian blokes and sipping champers on the train down

- enjoying 1£ double vodkas at a local... and felling very old compared to most of the clientele

- wiping of a lipstick bindi applied by the mad owner who is apparently an evil little boy fiddler (at this club we went to)

- missing the snake charmers that were apparently brought up on stage as part of the Asian inspired theme

- chatting with locals who for some reason were really impressed that we lived in London... as if it were a far off untouchable place!

-chatting with a wee French bloke in drag who was Very brave to go out in frock in the middle of chav* land.

-catching chips from the front window from some random bloke who was walking by and willing to share his food... still a mystery how he managed to throw them to me 3 stories up... and how i managed to catch 2 out of 3 of them! yummy! *laugh*

- all piling into Tim's bed as Sally held court and ordered people around to fetch her fags and water

-watching finding nemo on video

-having a brilliant veggie kiev as part of a Sunday lunch that only cost 50£ for 7 people including drinks!

t'was good fun! My grandmother would love the town. I must bring her down there for the day the next time she's on this side of the ocean

scary thought for the day... it's only 14h45 an already the sun is weary and getting ready to set!

* chav = argos jewellery wearing, ring on every finger, hair scraped back into tight pony tail, big hoop earrings, shell suit, Reebok trainer wearing, pram pushing, teenage pregnancy -esq people